I see a gospel train full of true believers comin' ... I see a Republican, could be House Majority leader Tom DeLay of Texas, just a drivin'

Chicago Tribune | What a friend we have in Jesus: "Charles M. Madigan | When all else fails in politics, here's whatcha do: Get right with God, and fast | Published April 26, 2005

In the distance, I see a gospel train full of true believers comin', and with his firm and certain hand on the throttle, I see a Republican, could be House Majority leader Tom DeLay of Texas, just a drivin' that train to glory.

Get on it or get under it. Or at least get ready. If you are a Democratic candidate, get right with God, and fast.

As the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth showed us last year, reality need not get in the way of a political campaign. You can do whatever you want. If you say it enough, some people will believe it.